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Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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    12:16a
    Gloss and Te, avert your eyes!
    Dear various people on the internet:

    When I tell you that you are wrong about Slade's characterization, accept your defeat gracefully: you *will* lose if you argue him with me.

    I don't actually insist that all of you worship me as the sole arbiter of Slade. I do insist that all of you refrain from using the "Slade likes his girls young" defense.

    Because if you guys keep using that, I will BEAT YOU SEVERELY.

    What do I have to do, people? No, this is a serious question. What will it take to get you all to quit using that argument? Do you want me to make a list of every sexual partner Slade's ever had so I can show you his sexual proclivities? Which, um, would be kind of a long list, because this is Slade, possibly a bigger manwhore than *Ollie*. How about everybody he's ever had explicit flirtation with?

    I can do that, guys. I have the canon. I have the obsession.

    Listen very closely: Tara Markov I is a statistically *insignificant* sample. As in, not his norm. As in really *really* not his norm.

    The next person to say Slade is a pedophile -- or an ephebophile -- will be hit with the entire sixty-issue run of the Deathstroke comic and then forced to listen to a litany of every single canonical flirtation or sexual relationship the man has ever had.

    Thank you.

    (This rant applies only to Slade Wilson in comics, not Toon Titans Slade.)

    P.S. Wrt Slade and rape, that has been said quite sufficiently here. Call him a rapist again and I'll hit you HARDER.
    3:47p
    ARGH.
    Dear classmate,

    Yes, perhaps our presenter was correct and the U.S. should stop giving aid to the people in and around the Lake Chad area. Wording it the way he did, however, was not okay. "They should leave or they should die" is not actually a *good* way to describe any situation. He at least worded his replies the way he did in a deliberate attempt to provoke controversy. You *believe* it.

    And dancing around the question "Well, what if somewhere in the U.S. ran out of water, should they leave their homes or be left to die?" just makes you look like more of an asshole.

    Especially since you do it *obviously*, and you say things like "Well, people in the U.S. are smarter than the people in Africa, so we wouldn't run out!"

    And then an enterprising soul among the people listening to this *dreck*, this *bullshit*, decides to play a very direct game of hardball.

    I will not attempt to define the proper answer to the question "What do you think about the people who were in New Orleans when Katrina hit?" I will, however, say what the proper answer is *not*: "They're all idiots! They knew what was coming and didn't get out! There were buses, they had cars, they had legs and they could've walked if nothing else!"

    That is the answer that will get me to say that you are a delusional and morally bankrupt human being. At the top of my lungs in the middle of class.

    With complete and utter contempt,

    Kat

    P.S. Yes, white privilege exists. Deal. No, The Bluest Eye is not an example of reverse racism. Yes, I will print out a copy of the White Privilege Checklist to bring to class, and then I will stuff it down your throat and suffocate you with it.

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